- Anti Joke

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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