- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

A fish swims up your penis...

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

9/11 my birthday

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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