"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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