- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 hours later.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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