- Anti Joke

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment