- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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