- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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