- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

The Princess is in another castle

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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