- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Women deserve equal rights.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Knock knock come in.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Stephen Hawking

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Bob Saget

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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