- Anti Joke

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.