Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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