- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

An Asian person drove home safely.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What is square and grey? A grey square.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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