- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

In soviet Russia...things are different

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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