- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Knock Knock? Come in.

hey justin

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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