- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

An Asian person drove home safely.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

How High is a Chinese man

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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