- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

my wife out of the kitchen

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a black man? A person

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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