Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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your mum

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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