Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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