Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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No antijoke here.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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