- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

sucks Syntax...

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

So a seal walks into a club.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

woman's rights

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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