How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

the lemon was sweet.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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