How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Connor is homosexuaI

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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