Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Caramel Boing.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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