- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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