- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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