- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

My Butthole.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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