When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How would you rule?

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

The cream, it is coming

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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