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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

tim has no humor

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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