- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

And Stephen Hawking said.

What is older than history?

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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