- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Katy Perry

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.