- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What? Huh?

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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