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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

the redsox

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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