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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired