- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Anthony sucks

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Women's rights

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Terry has ebola

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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