- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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