- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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