- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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