An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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