- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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