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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How did the black person die? Of old age

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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