My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Obama lin Baden.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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