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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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