What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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The FCC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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