- Anti Joke

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.