- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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