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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

It says so on your cap.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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