"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Everybody will die

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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