- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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