Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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