- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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