- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

black chicken. kfc

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

q ggggggggggggggggg

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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