- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??