- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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