Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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