- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What's 9+10? 19.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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