Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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