- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

hi mom

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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arena football

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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