- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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