- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

read me write me

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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