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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

cory is gay

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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