- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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