- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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