What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

knock knock come in !

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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