You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Pineapple.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Who wants water? I do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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