- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

An orphan falls off a cliff.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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