Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What is older than history?

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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