- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Caramel Boing.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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