- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

White NBA players.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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