Your Mum is soo fat.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

asians have slitted eyes lol

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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