- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Your mom.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

ask me if im a door yes

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

In soviet Russia...things are different

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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