Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Heskey time.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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