- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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