- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A jew enters a mall.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

What do you say to a rock? Meow

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