- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

save me from the nothing ive become

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

a chinese man pays the full price

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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