Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

haha black people :D

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

women's rights

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

You were born.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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