- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

haha black people :D

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

women's rights

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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