- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

No your aunties a joke

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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