- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Why? Why not?

sure!

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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