- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

tim has no humor

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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