- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

I'm HIV positive.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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