An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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