What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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arena football

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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