- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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