- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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