- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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