- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Get some flipping new jokes people

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Colin is gay but toasters are not

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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