- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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