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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

I am quite mature.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A American seeking into mexico

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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