- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Robert Mugabe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

The Charlotte Bobcats

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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