once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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