What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Gay republicans

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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