Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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