Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Tommy got neutered.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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