- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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