i saw amango it splootered

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

once upon a time, it snowed

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Gordon Brown smiles.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

This is a random Anti joke.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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