why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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