- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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