- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

when debbie meets downer

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

The Oakland Raiders

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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