I enjoy Popcorn

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

tim has no humor

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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