What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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