WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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