- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

so...um, yeah

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

hashtags suck balls

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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