Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Pickle

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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