- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*