A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Anti Joke

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