- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Nero, sure you are okay?

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

poop.

SHUT UP JP

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