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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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