What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Fat? Jesse Z

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

My three children are three big mistakes.

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