Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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