- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Women's Rights

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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