- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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