- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

YO FACE

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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