- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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