A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Women's rights

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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