whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Women's rights

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why didn't he finish his

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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