A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A van drives into a car.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

This sentence is a lie.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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