What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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every knight i see an owl at window

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what is orange? an orange

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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12 in general

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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