What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Where's the soap?

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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